Typist: At long long last. Or maybe not entirely. Merope, mother of the Dark Lord, at your service ...

I'm Merope Gaunt Riddle Gaunt.

I don't know how much else ... really matters, about me ...

*nods, calmly and politely*

Tobias Snape, at the service of those who request it. Depending on what you need, of course. *thin smile* May not be able to manage quite everything.

[Typist: Severus's abusive Muggle asshole of a dad. Let the games begin. :D]

Er, hello there. My name is...well, it isn't important. *mutters something under his breath*Anyway, I was an architect on Magrathea...I helped build the Earth, in fact. Norway. I'm told there's quite a few Earthmen here...so perhaps you've seen my work? I'm very proud of it. Glaciers and fjords, my specialty. Shame about the whole Vogon incident, ( Read more... )

How many of you have had a family member try to kill you or succeed in doing so? I wonder, because my father ate my siblings and I when we were children, and I've recently realized that a large number of my headmates have had near death experiences at the hands of cousins or uncles...

I'm wondering if there are many more such stories in the

The new body of Mister Tom Riddle Senior (tommy_riddle) is completed. Pardon the delay.

I hope you make your offspring's life hell.

I have word back that the bodies of Gideon Prewett, Caradoc Dearborn, Hestia Jones and Marlene McKinnon are ready to inhabit. There is a problem with Marlene's hand inasmuch as it needs her alive to be restored.

Also, new bodies are ready for Nelyafinwë Maitimo and Young Miss Alice.

(Typist: If I've still got a dead person in Mandos I can't ( Read more... )

Upon arriving in this place, I resolved not to take an active role in matters, at first, and instead to observe from afar.

And what I have observed seems to justify virtually every decision I have ever made.

Those... wizards seem to be a rather vile and dissolute lot. Jumping to violence at every opportunity- at least from what I've seen. And ( Read more... )

Greetings. My name is Tom Riddle. I'm rich better than you a former resident of Little Hangleton, in the UK. I say 'former', because I unfortunately... passed away. Along with my parents. Apparently they blamed the gardener for a while, of all people ( Read more... )